(i h a t e t h i s p l a c e)
I'm starting to think that I'm the butt of a joke that the whole world is in on.
Growing up, I always wanted to be like Abe Lincoln. Dead.
I usually avoid people who are nice to me, because I know they're just going to ask for a favor sonner or later.
Theres nothing better than a day in the sun, if you can ignore all the ultraviolet rays that give you skin cancer.
Someone should invent action figures that are lanky and have no super powers. Then the youth of today might respect people
like me.
Sometimes I cross the street with my eyes shut.
If I'm at a party, I always take drinks from other people, hoping someone put something in it.
Everytime I talk to someone I know I'm just wasting there time.
Sometimes I think the other reasons I dont get along with anyone else is because I'm superior. Then I think to myself,
"Whats so great about me?"
I have a hard time looking at myself, let alone other people.
Did you ever sit back and evaluate your life and think, "Boy, things are going just as I aways wanted them to?" I didnt
think so.
My pet rock is the only one I trust in this world.
When people call my name, I automatically assume that they are talking to someone else.
I dont go to "amusement" parks. Call me crazy, but spinning around in circles and watching kids throw up cotton candy
just doesnt amuse me.
Tomorrow may never come.
I am a rock, and a rock feels no pain.
Today is another day, just like yesterday was.
I have absolutely no control of my future,
Everyone is out there to get me.
Life is like a bowl.
Wherever I go, there I am, and I hate this place.
